Big American Brick of Soap in Victory
by Duke Cannon
The Duke Cannon Supply Co. Big American Brick of Soap is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men who want to get clean and smell good without using feminine shower gels and accessories. If you enjoy activities like drinking American beer or using power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you. Additionally, if you enjoy winning, then you'll probably like this soap because it SMELLS LIKE VICTORY.
True to its name, this soap is BIG (10 oz) and will last much longer than the chick-sized bars in your local grocery. It also smells awesome (clean, fresh scent with a hint of grass) and contains steel cut grains for maximum gripability.
- + Size: 10 oz
- + Made in the USA
We're gonna let them tell you in their very own words:
Duke Cannon isn’t for everyone. And quite frankly, he prefers it that way. After all, Duke Cannon doesn’t dine with Vegans and he could give a damn about your new Ipad. Duke Cannon comes from a different era -- an era when men had a greater purpose than building spreadsheets and spending their Saturdays at Banana Republic.
In Duke’s time, men pursued meaningful endeavors. They worked with their hands. They took pride in the things they built, not the things they bought. And the mindset was simple: men wanted to win, not find the "win-win".
And then the whole metrosexual trend came and screwed men up even worse. Now exists a generation of men who have spent more time in a Pottery Barn store than a hardware store. Hell no. Needless to say, the Duke Cannon Supply Company is not a big fan of this trend. It’s time for man to devolve, not evolve.
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