Big Ass Brick of Soap in Naval Supremacy
by Duke Cannon
Introducing the latest home run from Duke Cannon Supply Co. While other blue soaps are named "Ocean Force" or "Summer Mist", our blue soap is the only one big enough to be named "NAVAL SUPREMACY".
With a package sporting the official colors of the U.S. Navy and a refreshing ocean scent, this superior grade product weighs in at a hefty 10 oz and has steel cut grains for maximum grip.
- + Size: 10 oz
- + Made in the USA
We're gonna let them tell you in their very own words:
Duke Cannon isn’t for everyone. And quite frankly, he prefers it that way. After all, Duke Cannon doesn’t dine with Vegans and he could give a damn about your new Ipad. Duke Cannon comes from a different era -- an era when men had a greater purpose than building spreadsheets and spending their Saturdays at Banana Republic.
In Duke’s time, men pursued meaningful endeavors. They worked with their hands. They took pride in the things they built, not the things they bought. And the mindset was simple: men wanted to win, not find the "win-win".
And then the whole metrosexual trend came and screwed men up even worse. Now exists a generation of men who have spent more time in a Pottery Barn store than a hardware store. Hell no. Needless to say, the Duke Cannon Supply Company is not a big fan of this trend. It’s time for man to devolve, not evolve.
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